Monday, December 24, 2018

More crystal hanging


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Progress shot of attaching the Crystal parts to the top of the light that was already mounted on the ceiling.

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So I messed up again. New plan.


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Putting the crystals on the not-quite a chandelier. I found that they do have to go on a certain way and if you are working with the whole long part it can be frustrating.

So I took the lang parts apart to put on the signal crystal at the top. This worked much easier for keeping them facing the same direction.

Then I was able to attach the other part back on.

A little extra work but it save a lot of frustration in the end.

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One of these is actually backwards and now I have to fix it. Thank god my parents aren't in the house because I'm gonna start swearing and screaming if I keep doing this. At least I took this off the chandelier and I'm not trying to do this while looking up side down.


Monday, November 12, 2018

About the don't do this photo



The only background I have for the photo is that the light was like that when I bought the house. The light? Is over the upstairs kitchen sink. It looks like a home brew for disaster.

Technically the light gets power.

No I won't be testing the plug, accept to remove it.

I swear I don't know how my house inspector did go back in time and smack the idiots that put that monstrosity in.

I'll probably get rid of it once I can afford the $3,000 to fix the cracked drain pipe. I am so afraid of what mold is probably in the walls. 

So many ways to say don't do this!!!!


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I don't know if the light fixture came with the plug built into it. It doesn't look like it to me or my electrician.

Did I mention that this is the light over the upstairs kitchen sink? That sprays water every time it's turned on because the people that the church rented it to broke it?



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Monday, November 5, 2018

Eastern Red Bud



First, this is probably not the right way to treat an eastern redbud. At all.

The start of this poor trees journey was a few years ago at a blue big box store. It had not only the unfortunate luck to be the only redbud, but to be the tree that caught my attention. I was looking for the summer sun beaten discount plants. Mostly the cheapest ones that might survive.

This time there were some trees. They were even marked 50% off. I was very suspicious.

I was also paranoid. While I was reading the tag (I was calling my dad) another customer came up a seriously started eyeing the tree & was trying to move in on it. She didn't  let up even when I was holding onto the trees trunk.

My dad loves redbuds. He has always wanted one but never got one because they were too expensive. So when I found out that the mystery tree was a redbud and only $12? I started calling him and guarding the tree. I will also point out the he decided that $12 was too much. I bought it anyway.

The very nice sales person was kind enough to get my "only looking" idiot self a cart. She was very nice and... also eying up the tree. She was telling me about how all the fruit trees had been mostly purchased by employees the moment they went on sale. It sounded like she had gotten twelve trees or something like that. She said it was a beautiful tree and if I wasn't interested she would probably grab it.

Again my idea self got paranoid so I passed on the store holding it. My dad, with the car that actually had a trunk was not going to show because stubbornness runs in the family. (My mom already said not to buy anything so that was out) I now needed a way to fit it into my car.

At this point my car was a beetle. Not the classic but the 'new'. It was lazer blue. And while I have hauled 4 giant pumpkins in it it can barely hold one suitcase if the seats up.

The tree was at least seven feet tall with an additional two feet from the pot it came in. The branches were at minimum three feet diameter.

I vetoed having the pot in the trunk with the branches sticking out to be at the mercy of my driving. So that left fitting it in my car. Right.

I somehow managed to do just that.

I also managed to get it back out. All without damaging the tree or making a huge mess. I hit my head at least twice on the inside roof of the car, so still a win.

The best win was the fact that my dad loved it.

Unfortunately the place we planted it was... not the best. It was a perfect view but the soil turned out to be more clay then the tree roots could deal with. Plus the deer would chow down on it. He got to see a few blooms over the years but not many.

Then last winter almost killed it. We had to chop it down to a little stump. It had a leaf bud or two. It was sad.

We dug it up, discovered that the roots were still in the original rootball, put it in a garage bag and took it to my house. Were it spent all summer in the garbage bag next to my barn. It has four two foot long branches now. I still don't know where I am planting it. 

If this had fit, I would have it in my kitchen right now.


Tuesday, August 21, 2018

AC & an 1880's house

I have found that with an 1880's house... Assuming that no one has messed with it, it keeps it's temperature really well.

The parts that have not been updated or messed with are wonderful. The house has been cooler the the outside almost every single time I come home. If I had forced air this would be perfect. In the unaltered parts.

If you ever get an unaltered 1880's house, do not gut the inside walls. I say do everything you can to not mess them up. want to add additional insulation? Reside the house and insulate that way.
Now the updated parts? Horrible.

The bathroom addition doesn't keep a steady temperature. It's insulated but it freezing all winter. to the point that I have to keep a bunch of doors open to make sure the pipes don't freeze. It gets pretty warm in the summer but nothing like the florida room.

The florida room has no insulation or heating. The radiator pipes were cut long ago and the insulation was put on the ceiling of the crawlspace and not the walls. The access point is about a foot and a half square and I'm not dealing with it.

So... Just when I think I know what I'm doing, things suddenly happen faster then expected.
Expected: parents moving in while they house hunt to save money and to help me out with little things I can never seem to get to. Get AC hooked up in my room for the evil heat.

Reality: They are moving in THIS Saturday and I am working (taking a break to write this) to make room for the free furniture from them and oh yeah, their bed so they can do that thing called sleeping. Also the AC? only can be hooked up to three windows in my whole house. One in the computer room that is its final resting place but it has no door. The other two windows? in my art room that is packed to the gills.

My mom hasn't lived in a house without AC in a very long time. Possibly since before I was born. I am pretty sure that she is going to find a way to get a screen on one of the down stairs windows. The down stairs windows are all sash windows and look to be originals. (Accept the addition for the bathroom from twenty years ago.)

All the storm windows are screwed into the frames.

All but two windows have had the sashes cut. The sashes are connected to the weights that let you open the window.

My mom is a stubborn New Yorker, if she can't figure it out or get it to a point that my dad or I can? Then it can't be done and it sure as hell can't be done cheap.

The original screens for all the original windows are in my barn. That's the really easy bit.

The also technically easy bit, but part that takes a lot of labor, is replacing the vinyl trim around the windows to black (because it will look awesome!) but to also see how the frame is underneath. Then put new hangers on both the screens and the storm window.  Both will need that storm door insulation trim. For the screens to help keep the bugs from entering the edges. For the storm windows to help insulate. Some of them have huge gaps, but they still work better then the newer windows upstairs.

Now, if there was a super cheap, efficient and non-destructive way to magically put an HVAC system into my house?

Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Monday, May 21, 2018

Blue Butterfly Pea Update


So a sooner update then I expected, because only one two of the 50 seeds grew.

I am not happy. I'm not surprised either.

Right now I am going to assume that I messed up. If I get any seeds from these plants (if they even live that long...) then I will be happy.

Again the internet is torn on what is good info. Basically if they are self pollinating or not. The majority seem to think that they are and I do not have the skill to do it by hand.

On the (oooh I just heard thunder!) good side is that I think the bunny that was hopping about took the hint and skidadeled. The squirrels, unfortunately, have not. I keep seeing little holes in my pots from their digging.

Oh well.